Google Ads FAIL

by Shane on March 10, 2011

Over the last few decades, a number of poor souls have famously, and accidentally, dyed their skin blue after taking colloidal silver. The condition is called argyria and it’s quite permanent. While searching for an image of one such fellow, I ran across this article on the subject which held a hidden gem. Beneath the man’s visage is a Google ad for…you guessed it. Wholesale Colloidal Silver…up to a 50 gallon drum!

Oh, if you’re wondering why I was looking for the image…think smurf. Papa smurf.

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My letter to Bill…

by Shane on December 11, 2010

This is my letter of response to Bill’s recent email asking for help to retire Hillary’s campaign debt…

Dear Bill,

Thanks for the letter. It’s always nice to hear from you. Send my love to Chelsea and tell her congratulations on the marriage. We weren’t able to make it out there, but saw the pictures and she looked happy and radiant. I know you caught a little flack for the amount you spent on her wedding, but I think it’s great that you went all out. If I had an extra three million dollars to spend on my only child’s wedding, I’d probably do it also.

Well, the reason I’m writing you is to let you know that we’re not going to be able to help you retire Hillary’s campaign debt. There are a couple of reasons. First, we have quite a bit of debt that we’re trying to retire ourselves -school loans, back taxes, etc… Terri hasn’t been working for the last 2 years, so there’s not as much left after we make those debt payments. The money that is left doesn’t go as far it used to, with our two oldest being in high school and Michael starting college this fall. We’re planning to take a trip out to NY after he graduates, so I’m trying to put money aside for that too. I’m not complaining. We’re getting along. But I do have to prioritize my spending and taking care of our family comes first.

The second reason is a bit awkward to bring up, but I feel that I need to. Everyone needs a helping hand from time to time, and there’s no shame in that. But when I got your letter it seemed odd, because I remember hearing last year that you had raised all the money you needed to retire the debt. So I did a quick search on google and found this article on abcnews.com. It’s dated July 31, 2009 and it says that you actually raised $1 million more than you needed to retire the debt. It also quotes a staffer who said that the campaign didn’t plan to immediately retire all the debt, which seems a little disingenuous.

A few of us can’t help but wonder if you’re hanging on to that debt so that you can use it as reason to continue fundraising. Since you’ve raised the money to pay off the debt, we really feel that you should just do so. Then, if you want to raise funds, tell us why you really need the money. I know you’ll feel a lot better for being honest with your friends.

Thanks for your time. I know you have a lot going on, but I really felt like I needed to address this with you before it affected our relationship. Give Hillary a kiss for me, but just on the cheek this time.

All my best,
Shane.

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Yup!

September 4, 2010

I wiped my site clean again. Moving to thesis, bear with me. While you’re waiting for me to import my old posts, enjoy this picture of a cute puppy: Bookmark on DeliciousDigg this postRecommend on Facebookshare via RedditShare with StumblersTweet about itSubscribe to the comments on this post

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Purgatory…

October 10, 2008
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So I’m sitting here in the emergency room at Overlake Medical Center and I’m completely exhausted. Zak got knocked on the head today at school and they are sure he’s fine but wanted to give him an IV and watch him for a while because it’s a slow night and they’re running a little under [...]

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OMG…America’s Next Top Model is FAT!!!

May 19, 2008

AP, Los Angeles.  In what some experts describe as a dangerous precedent, Whitney Thompson, a plus-sized fashion model from Florida, has crushed the competition on the reality TV show America’s Next Top Model, winning both the ANTM title and a hefty modeling contract. Whitney, who wears a size 8 – 10 dress, says she is sending [...]

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